All the random things in my life.View Tony Riney’s stickers on GetGlueTumblr (3.0; @trizzle628)http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1eaf652f7381973a21124e7788f633a9/tumblr_moh6aqe4I01qc74bpo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 20px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/stickers/sony_pictures/this_is_the_end_box_office?s=tus&ref=tony_riney">I just unlocked the This is the End Box Office sticker on GetGlue</a> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> <span style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"> 5724 others have also unlocked the This is the End Box Office sticker on GetGlue.com </span> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> Well, that’s the end. Thank you for seeing This is the End in theaters. We hope you enjoyed this hilarious movie. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Sony Pictures. </p>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/53087749295http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/53087749295Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:32:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/76e37f3a0657e9f490cd29616f23c2c4/tumblr_moh6an4FdQ1qc74bpo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 20px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/movies/this_is_end/seth_rogen?s=tu&ref=tony_riney">I’m watching This Is The End</a> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> <span style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"> 372 others are also watching. </span> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/movies/this_is_end/seth_rogen?s=tu&ref=tony_riney">This Is The End on GetGlue.com</a> </p>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/53087747205http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/53087747205Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:32:47 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a7701ae3ea8667470901b88d16eedc6e/tumblr_moe7u2h2pe1qz8x31o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/52958645397/ask-a-professional-comedian-ben-kronberg" class="tumblr_blog">comedycentral</a>:</p> <blockquote><div><span></span><strong>Ask a Professional Comedian: Ben Kronberg</strong></div> <div> <p><strong>Anonymous asked you:</strong><br/><strong><span>What’s your favorite breakfast food? </span></strong></p> <p>I love Eggs Benedict or a croissant breakfast sammy.</p> <p><strong>Anonymous asked you:</strong><br/><span><strong>I’ve been doing comedy for 2 years and never got approached by an agent or a manager, but I’ve headlined a major club before. What the hell is wrong with me?</strong></span></p> <p>I have an agent that doesn’t get me gigs. What the hell is wrong with me?</p> </div> <div> <p><strong>Anonymous asked you:</strong><br/><span><strong>For Ben Kronberg: Is everyone a little bit racist?</strong></span><span></span></p> <p>Everyone is a liar. </p> </div> <div> <p><strong>Anonymous asked you:</strong><br/><span></span><strong>For Ben, if you weren’t doing stand-up what do you think you’d do?</strong></p> <p>Sitting down.</p> </div> <div> <div> <p><strong>Anonymous asked you:</strong><br/><span></span><strong>From your first open mic until now how long did it take you to get where you can fully support yourself without a day job?</strong></p> <p>8 years.</p> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <p><strong>Anonymous asked you:</strong><br/><strong>For Ben: where’s your favorite place to perform? </strong></p> <p>New York City.</p> </div> </div> </div> <p><strong>Anonymous asked you:</strong><br/><strong>how did you get started doing stand-up? </strong></p> <p>I started as a musician but wasn’t that good so I made my songs funny etc. etc. </p> <div> <div> <div> <div><strong>Anonymous asked you:</strong><br/><strong>ben do you ever tweet jokes that you do on stage or vice versa?</strong></div> <p><span>Yes. All the time. Why would I not?</span></p> <div><strong>Anonymous asked you:</strong><br/><strong>hi ben, what would your last meal be?</strong></div> <div></div> <div>A cheeseburger.</div> <div></div> <div><strong>Anonymous asked you:</strong><br/><strong>Who is your favorite comedian right now?</strong><span></span></div> <div></div> <div>Me.</div> </div> </div> </div> <p>- - -</p> <p><em>That’ll do it for this installment of Ask a Professional Comedian. A sincere thanks to Ben Kronberg for taking questions and to all of you who sent them in.</em></p> <p><em><a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/ycxat6/the-half-hour-take-home-jokes">The Half Hour: Ben Kronberg</a> premieres tonight at 12:30a/11:30c, right after The Half Hour: Andy Haynes.<br/></em></p></blockquote>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/53004925732http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/53004925732Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:42:08 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0cb0b94857accd6fd136decd076438a5/tumblr_modj40bAkY1qc74bpo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 20px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/movies/man_of_steel/zack_snyder?s=tu&ref=tony_riney">I’m watching Man Of Steel</a> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> <span style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"> 1332 others are also watching. </span> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/movies/man_of_steel/zack_snyder?s=tu&ref=tony_riney">Man Of Steel on GetGlue.com</a> </p>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52934932156http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52934932156Fri, 14 Jun 2013 03:19:12 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9be5a147d1eaf1906e726f2e03156348/tumblr_modj40xQ5J1qc74bpo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 20px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/stickers/warner_bros/man_of_steel_opening_weekend?s=tus&ref=tony_riney">I just unlocked the Man of Steel Opening Weekend sticker on GetGlue</a> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> <span style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"> 5555 others have also unlocked the Man of Steel Opening Weekend sticker on GetGlue.com </span> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> You sure got here fast! Did Superman give you a ride himself? Thank you for seeing Man of Steel in theaters during opening weekend. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Warner Bros. </p>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52934932286http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52934932286Fri, 14 Jun 2013 03:19:12 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/26493709a25b9583ca7014dc65fdca8a/tumblr_modcq3DRqs1sql3u4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://manofsteel.tumblr.com/post/52929517089/mondo-has-revealed-two-incredible-new-posters-for">manofsteel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="fbPhotosPhotoCaption" id="fbPhotoSnowliftCaption"><span class="hasCaption">Mondo has revealed two incredible new posters for Man of Steel! Find out how you can get one here: <a href="http://bit.ly/mondomos"><a href="http://bit.ly/mondomos">http://bit.ly/mondomos</a></a></span></span></p> </blockquote>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52934828332http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52934828332Fri, 14 Jun 2013 03:15:52 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b18f8b18f081f0b59d3e897cfacf0d2/tumblr_moal7yQSea1qzsowjo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.webbyawards.com/post/52803059765/spacey-stiller-seinfeld-grimes-watch-the" class="tumblr_blog">webbys</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://wbby.co/houseofcards">Spacey.</a></p> <p><a href="http://wbby.co/burninglove">Stiller.</a></p> <p><a href="http://wbby.co/seinfeld">Seinfeld.</a></p> <p><a href="http://wbby.co/grimeswins">Grimes.</a></p> <p><a href="http://wbby.co/ondemand">Watch the 17th Annual Webby Awards On Demand</a></p></blockquote>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52877472558http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52877472558Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:08:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a7dff0109769fda9a52891d269c8927/tumblr_moba9wtylb1qewm9xo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b11bc3e0d4187da3fa797cb15e27330/tumblr_moba9wtylb1qewm9xo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52845781697http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52845781697Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:32:28 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/26ab9319d008e99ec9b3f2c3b872cdca/tumblr_mo4vy2ILfc1sql3u4o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://manofsteel.tumblr.com/post/52568405638/see-henry-cavill-on-the-red-carpet-of-the-man-of">manofsteel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>See Henry Cavill on the red carpet of the Man of Steel LIVE world premiere tomorrow at 3PM PT / 6PM ET!</span></p> </blockquote>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52607252452http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52607252452Mon, 10 Jun 2013 00:19:39 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/77538b4530f7f73489969ed3bdd7a042/tumblr_mnuo32Dhp81qz8rb6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/52222693568/atencio-day-26-hangin-on-the-playground-with" class="tumblr_blog">comedycentral</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://atencio.tumblr.com/post/52114864286/day-26-hangin-on-the-playground-with">atencio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Day 26 - Hangin’ on the playground with @katemicucci and the totally real Mr. T (definitely not @jordanpeele in makeup)</p> </blockquote> <p>I pity the fool who’s not excited about the next season of <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/key-and-peele">Key and Peele</a>.</p></blockquote>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52235308324http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52235308324Wed, 05 Jun 2013 13:41:19 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08c7b1c9bd2a922b102785c20e901667/tumblr_mnw8zmTqZH1qg8i80o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/575f6a387e046232db469c1c7861b403/tumblr_mnw8zmTqZH1qg8i80o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xombiedirge.com/post/52179762610/step-brothers-by-mike-oncley-tumblr-store">xombiedirge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Step Brothers <span>by </span><a href="http://www.heyoncley.com/">Mike Oncley</a><span> / <a href="http://mikeoncley.tumblr.com/">Tumblr</a></span><span> / </span><a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/MikeOncley">Store</a></p> </blockquote>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52185018260http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52185018260Tue, 04 Jun 2013 20:34:17 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b0c219c88ba4af93fd682f2160bea9d4/tumblr_mnw994oFq61s113xlo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52184960420http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52184960420Tue, 04 Jun 2013 20:33:31 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8273e3c328d280e1a126d4dae8e28bd0/tumblr_mntmpcgJKf1qev7uto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jjharrison.tumblr.com/post/52057419476/ive-known-him-for-as-long-as-i-can-remember-i">jjharrison</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’ve known him for as long as I can remember. I still believe he can fly.</p> </blockquote>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52160710206http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52160710206Tue, 04 Jun 2013 15:07:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8273e3c328d280e1a126d4dae8e28bd0/tumblr_mntmpcgJKf1qev7uto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jjharrison.tumblr.com/post/52057419476/ive-known-him-for-as-long-as-i-can-remember-i">jjharrison</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’ve known him for as long as I can remember. I still believe he can fly.</p> </blockquote>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52160699572http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/52160699572Tue, 04 Jun 2013 15:07:46 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/M9CBoAyBa1s?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/51931841636/its-always-sunny-ending-credits-hidden-messages">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6893441/its-always-sunny-ending-credits-hidden-messages-seasons-1-7"><strong>It’s Always Sunny Ending Credits Hidden Messages (Seasons 1-7)</strong></a></p> <p>57 seconds of brown.</p> </blockquote>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/51941547939http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/51941547939Sat, 01 Jun 2013 23:23:28 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f36524bb9432f30286b66744eb76417/tumblr_mnnatxnzi51rql9k6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/51786855983http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/51786855983Fri, 31 May 2013 01:07:29 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eee25fb199bfb4fc788e6836c060a11c/tumblr_mn2arxcQgb1r8bdnuo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/06f0e6b9dccb1aa852f4664e7f4c6085/tumblr_mn2arxcQgb1r8bdnuo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nbcsnl.tumblr.com/post/51411722148/this-is-mesmerizing-seriously-cannot-look-away">nbcsnl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is mesmerizing. Seriously — cannot look away.</p> </blockquote>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/51513922344http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/51513922344Mon, 27 May 2013 18:37:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9aa36ec6e2a7faf2ff1980b4100b6f78/tumblr_mlzaxyIltJ1qcejybo2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de9baf5bf42bb4a4af9fb12d6d8ba94b/tumblr_mlzaxyIltJ1qcejybo1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9317b3a919e7a6610ed1ef192ec9317e/tumblr_mlzaxyIltJ1qcejybo3_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b1e3bfa0f2e53dde934d5798c80b3878/tumblr_mlzaxyIltJ1qcejybo4_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cde3cabd256de3900aa81d84b146a5fc/tumblr_mlzaxyIltJ1qcejybo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/51040799831http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/51040799831Tue, 21 May 2013 21:40:08 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cc2dedf56f874b3cb4c884b889dcd4c0/tumblr_mn6e0zvEjD1sq8higo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/51040766381http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/51040766381Tue, 21 May 2013 21:39:43 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/43bf03eaa9dcc78b528f19353f1de86d/tumblr_mmjt2ngccB1qlhhx4o5_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e6afe82959192abcd3d5734a50c6c733/tumblr_mmjt2ngccB1qlhhx4o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dcc2af98d294fa84c1db88f9e96729b0/tumblr_mmjt2ngccB1qlhhx4o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0636eab7372f5ce8a0e2e00a4223e0ce/tumblr_mmjt2ngccB1qlhhx4o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a50398bfbd9c2df8d8c3dcf5144e8789/tumblr_mmjt2ngccB1qlhhx4o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/51038872066http://trizzle628.tumblr.com/post/51038872066Tue, 21 May 2013 21:17:01 -0500